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yeaaa theres only one person here i trust w/ my life & its not him but i respect that. i guess

still, some guy i talked to twice who happens to have a stand isnt who im calling when i get in some deep shit

Okay. Well just know that he can be your backup. If you call me for help he won't be that far behind anyway.

[... He's. Going to expertly not point out that he wouldn't leap to calling her in a dire emergency either. It's not that he doesn't think she and Giorno are good people, but it takes more than being nice and giving him food to make the ride or die list. Apparently he's not making that point well, and... mm.

Maybe he just won't, to save time. It's like calling a near stranger when your house is on fire and hoping they happen to have a hose--if he's not being told shit on purpose, he's not going to return that non-favor with unconditional trust. Giorno can come to him himself.

This translates roughly in his usual vernacular to "idgaf w/o deets," though, so. Instead.]

ok u dont need to keep telling me. i got the picture

[Poor Izabel and her habit of loosely grouping people into families. And...offering loyalty at the drop of a hat.

......And the outlook on Stands impressed upon her by the mafia.

Their help probably wouldn't be needed anytime soon, though, and he knows! So good. Time to stop being serious about it.]

Are you sure because I could draw one myself just to make sure all the details are super accurate

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[Urgh. And it leaves a bad taste in his mouth despite himself, so while there's no actual venom behind this text, it's still--]

id probably think u were calling me stupid so hmm better not

[oh. um.]

I didn't mean it that way you know

i kno. but we really dont need to keep talking abt it

[...so do you like ott -- no.]

Man I told you my ghost cootie weirdness was going to go all over the place

w/e man ur just trying to help

Eh doesn't really excuse being a fuckwit along the way

So anyway

im giving u the out here & ur not taking it

Yeah I do see the "exit is this way ->" sign I'm just kinda having a weird alien brain where it really wants to make sure I get that I'm not helping when I'm trying for most people today? So it's kind of stuck on where to go from here. Like except for straight out of left field stuff I could do that pretty well it would just be awkward.

aight well im not going mental trying to punch little kids so idk why u dont think u didnt help at all

look im not good at this crap so u gotta be straight w/ me here or its just u talking shit abt urself while i watch

Honestly though how likely were you to actually go off and punch him before I came along

[Like he deserves it but he's twelve. And also he was clearly busy hanging around his friend.]

Never mind we'll just change the subject

Is it hard to do your hair like that?

damn u think i am way nicer than i am haha

[ask him about the time he fought a 13yo after failing to steal his money.....]

nah tho its not really that long so its quick. josuke spends 10 yrs doing his hair but who has time for that???

[but who wouldn't have fought him]

We already established I think you're a sweetheart you know

[There was also that time he was like OH YEAH I WILL TOTALLY PUNCH YOU, STRANGE ALIEN GIRL. But she did ask.]

Oh okay yeah like Josuke was the reason I was wondering because he was like grr argh i need to be able to do my hair tomorrow is this another socks/shoes thing to him?

[Izabel his STREET CRED... COME ON!!]

worse. he loses his shit abt his hair at least twice a week. it was funny a couple times but now its like damn dude fuckin breathe

Wow. I mean Giorno takes twenty minutes but even if hair is obviously an extremely serious thing [She's not even really kidding is she ugh she actually cares about hair now, stupid mafia...] if it doesn't take a literal ten years then it should be cool. Totally weird to think someone is that vain and also not a complete dick?

[Caring about hair is so weird... like if he's too lazy to touch it in the morning then it's going to be a hot mess for a day and that's totally fine. Pretty boys, for real.]

welllllll

if u tell him his hairs stupid he will kick ur ass. for real

[for reals real]

I don't have an ass though

Not that I would I think it looks fine just yeah wow

right??? its just hair even if hes got some THING abt it

What hairstyle do you think Reimi would look super cute with? I mean I probably won't be styling it but I dunno I don't have as good of an eye for this kinda thing as you guys apparently.

u are asking the wrong guy....... i kno how to do 1 thing to my hair & thats it

Idk you do it well enough that I thought you might but yeah we'll just be over here being the useless-at-hair besties of the vanity dudes.

are u kidding its great not to talk abt hair all the time

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